You were an operative in the Central Intelligence Agency
From 1953 to 1969, is that correct?
[Casey Neistat]: Hillary Clinton. I will be voting, for Hilary Clinton.
Please describe, for this committee, the actions you took during your time in Vietnam.
[Casey]: I'm voting for Hillary because, make
no mistake; there is only one person that
can defeat him. One person that can keep
him away from power, and it is her.
[NFKRZ]: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Mafia 3 is a fictional crime game that tells us the crime story of a young man named Harambe.
I don't think this guy looks great.
I don't think this guy is having fun right now.
Let's help him out a little bit.
*Harambe Whistling*
There you go. Have fun with your little buddy.
I-I didn't want to kill him but, I-I- I'm
a nice guy, you know? I just thought i was
gonna pull his mask up, but okay.
AMERICA *"America, Fuck Yeah" plays in the background*
ok, they showed no resistance whatsoever.
now guys, see, Mafia 3 is a game
released in 2016, but.... uhh, look at the edges
of that money bag...
let's just say I'm not too happy about this one...
not too happy about
this one, Mafia 3.
'This shop is whites only, boy!'
what do you have to say to that, you piece of shit. "don't know, I wasn't interested." "i
never was neither till i saw this, at least
with the oil we don't get soot all over the place-"
SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Ok, that was a bit more brutal than i
expected it to be. That was some the
Punisher shit right here.
"not only that. I know he's friends with a
couple of n*ggers and they go over there at night-"
HE SAID NIGGA, HE SAID NIGGA! this is what you get!
BLACK LIVES MATTER, you fuck.
so a cut scene just ended and as you can see
Mafia 3......(laughs)
it's easily the most realistic game in
the series I mean.....(laughs again) yeah I guess Mafia 3
really is the best game of the series, after all.
*canned laughter and sad violin plays*
what happened? what happened to mafia?
now I'm having a very big trouble in this
world of America of the sixties because
I can't tell who of this people, uh, is a
woman and who is a man because they all
have the exact same haircuts (Grey afro man)"Wanna come
over watch the game on Sunday?"
woman, stop.
woman, come with me i have a above average size
penis
Okay, fuck you. Fuck you.
Okay, fuck it. I guess this is how you get women in 2016, then.
just just grab her by the pussy
There you go, mate. Just grab her by the pussy, Okay?
Dude, we need to make America great again, one pussy at a time.
What's up, guys?
I'm just walkin' by, you know? Just havin' fun.
WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME? (x2)
ok, guys. you had your chance. you've had
your little chance to redeem yourself,
you had a platform to defend yourself,
but I'm sorry. please get in the car mister.
there we go, there we go.
as you guys can see Mafia 3 has
incredibly realistic physics. It's a very
gritty crime simulator game, has just
exactly what you'd expect in real-life
situations.
once again, there's clearly something
fucked up with Mafia three because i
know this supposed to be a politically
correct game and all, you know, but my
character just turned fucking white.
the game doesn't fulfill its purpose well
enough, does it? I don't think it does.
like seriously though, hangar 13. wh-what is this?
this nigga be looking like
the fucking silver surfer.
ok, I think I'm stuck? like, the character
was supposed to smash the gate, right?
but he just stopped. look at him.
like he just fucking stopped.
okay, the game is over, guys. like, this is
the this is the this is the end point of
the game.
hello, hello. would you- Hello, would you like to talk
about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
for a second? (Lincoln character) "You're gonna tell me about the dope
operation" would you like to talk about
our Lord and savior Jesus Christ for a second?
please, please, I like how this guy's just
chillin', like, I'm just interrogating his
friend right now, right? look, I'm having
a tough decision but this guy's-
this guy's ass is in my face.
mate, can you- can you get out of here?
...alright.
*MLG music plays for a second* yeah mate, you were too slow
so, you have to die. I'm sorry.
How was that a crime?!
how is crashing into somebody a crime?
this is normal behavior in Russia, guys.
why am i being chased by the police right now?
yeah guys, this is actually an accurate
depiction of the American police because,
as you know guys, black lives matter and
all that kind of stuff. I'm getting shot
with a fucking shotgun in the face, just
because I crashed into a person in the
street. this really shows the current
like, the current state of American
police. really, nothing has changed since
1968. nothing at all.
holy shit, it's Bones.
ok so this is mafia 3, guys. the first thing our character
does when he arrives in a city is
working at a fast-food restaurant. you
got some hot wet soup out there.
holy shit, realistic soup physics! best game of
2010, guys. now guys, I could probably take
this one selfie, but-
*Pyro interjection* "there's no fucking point, let's be fair."
*MLG montage parody-esque music plays*
they seriously didn't notice me? what?
i just killed two of the goons, right?
yes, this is how- this is how you do stealth, guys.
this is how you do stealth.
this guy. hello.
hello, mate.
h-how you doing?
hello, mate.
okay.
okay, okay.
best- best death animation 2016, guys.
yeah, don't mind me lads, just carrying a dead fucking
body in the middle of this public place!
you see the blood on his leg?
you see the dead, fucking body? just
ignore it, people.
nothing much happening here.
she thicc af, though. she thicc, though.
bruh, I don't care if she's 60. she proper thicc, bro.
she thicc, bro. i guess i'll just
take this woman with me real quick.
aww hell yeah *NPC* "shieeeeeeet, everybody run"
"I ain't ready to go"
*chuckles in pig*
worst game, worst game.
now guys, i am not that one kind of person to
bitch about the graphics of the game.
I'm not the kind of person to say that the
game sucks because it had bad graphics but
there's something definitely fucked up with mafia 3.
check this out.
can anyone like, explain what- what is happening?
what is happening with the graphics?
I-I don't understand it.
the game looks like somebody fucking smeared lube
all over my fucking screen.
*MLG music plays for a second*
Jesus Christ.
(NPC) "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything..."
this is fucking ridiculous.
all people in mafia 3 are complete fucking pussies.
that guy's fucking stupid.
yo, is this person fucking retarded? [iDubbbz]: Yes!
now, before you guys ask,
no, Pyrocynical did not buy me mafia 3.
I know it's been a huge meme because I
asked Pyrocynical to buy me mafia 3 for a very
long time.
yes, Pyrocynical is a literal millionaire, but cannot
afford to give his stubborn
Russian friend from very poor country of
Russia and buy him Mafia 3. this is-
this is how it is, guys.
"Army, marines?"
holy shit, it's Leafy!
(Marcano) "...which is something that is scarce these days"
[NFKRZ Scarce impression]: hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here.
I wanna kill myself.
Okay.. I've crashed into a bush and and it
was literally an impact like i crashed into a fucking wall?
now what I want to explain, though, is how
Mirrors work in Mafia three because, um...
like, this is the situation that I have right now.
fuck off, i'm looking at a mirror!
I want to just ask the developers of
mafia three like, what- what is this
mirror technology? it's just a fucking picture.
Like- *laugh* like, it's fucking 2016, guys.
like what- what is this? what is this
shit, honestly? like, what is this?
it's so fucking bad....
*NFKRZ Outro*